Hey homos and breeders, the Catholics are going to have to call Vatican III in order to deal with the aftermath of this:

Jesus Camp

w/ your gay recruiters the Mixtape DJs
+ the “honorary gay” DJ Camp Counselor Cale
+meth and poolside massages provided by Ted Haggard
+makeup lessons from Tammy Fay Baker

Prepare to be set on fire with the love of the lord:

- Evil hetero demon exorcisms
- Gay nuns
- Bedazzle a crucifix craft time
- Homo stigmata
- Cleanse the straight out in the baptismal pool
- Camp flamer sing a longs
- Stone a breeder
- Fabulous nativity scenes
- Skittles

Everyone is welcome (unlike the Mormon Church)