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Summer Camp Week 14: End of Summer Dance (Camp)

You know that special someone you’ve had your eye on all summer long? It’s time to man up, tell her you want her inside of you, and ask her to the big dance. It’s been a great summer, much bug juice was consumed, many a swimming buddy was lost, merit badges earned, and blood brothers formed. Come join us one last time, and have your parents pick you up after…

05/30/09 - BYT Summer Camp Kicks Off Feat. Beautiful Swimmers

06/06/09 - Week 2: Band Camp Feat. 90s Covers and Sonic Youth Listening Party

06/13/09 - Week 3: Pipe Camp

06/20/09 - Week 4: Art Camp

Hey liberal arts degree holders! We know that deep down, you wish you would have had the guts to go to art school.To make matters worse, now that your non-profit’s endowment has dried up you might as well have a degree in illustration rather than that double major in poli sci and philosophy. Well this week summer camp is going to let you enroll in art school and live out all of your bohemian post-adolescent fantasies.

6/27/09 - Week 5: SPACE CAMP

Oh man, this is my fav theme of the summer so far. I love Space Camp so much. Check me out:

What’s up ladies? Like my Air Jordans, fanny pack, visor, and model rocket? Want to know about black holes? I can explain them to you, no probs.
This Saturday at the Capitol [...]

7/04/09 - WEEK 6: A Very special 4th of JULY FAT CAMP

Featuring Fatback DJs, presidential fitness challenges, food eating contests, giant inflatables we’re still figuring out how to transport from the west coast, a PIG ROAST (??!!??)

7/11/09 - Week 7: JESUS CAMP w/Mixtape DJs

Hey homos and breeders, the Catholics are going to have to call Vatican III in order to deal with the aftermath of this: JESUS CAMP. Prepare to be set on fire with the love of the lord: Evil hetero demon exorcisms, Gay nuns, Bedazzle a crucifix craft time, Homo stigmata, Cleanse the straight out in the baptismal pool, Camp flamer sing a longs, Stone a breeder, Fabulous nativity scenes, Skittles

7/18/2009 - Week 8: Camp Crystal Lake

Its not quite Friday the 13th but Saturday the 18th will have to do. Get ready to get wet and scared.

7/25/2009 - Rave Camp

oint to the sky feel free.
A sea of people all equal, smiles in front and behind me,
Swim in the deep blue sea, cornfields sway lazily,
All smiles all easy

8/15/2009 - Summer Camp Week 11: Kazoo Camp

KAZOO CAMP MOTHER TRUCKERS!! We have a box of 500 official BYT Summer Camp kazoos, provided by the fine people over at http://www.kazoos.com/ We’re not quite sure what we’re going to do with 500 kazoos yet, but Guinness World Records may be involved. Let’s make some beautiful* music together.

8/22/2009 - Summer Camp Week 12: OMFG August is Hot. Come to the Pool! Camp

Ok, it’s still August, but “Indian Summer Camp” was too clever of a name not to use. Plus bikini-clad native americans are hot. We want to see people breaking out the feather headresses and moccasins. Or go the cowboy route and bring some water pistols to take down the savages.

8/29/2009 - Summer Camp Week 13: Boot Camp

There are ONLY 2 SUMMER CAMPS LEFT IN THE SUMMER and so we’re pulling out ALL THE STOPS.
It is Tabi Bonney’s Birthday and HE IS PERFORMING LIVE!

8/8/2009 - Summer Camp Week 10: Karaoke Camp, August 8th

Karaoke by this guy:

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…air guitar contest:

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…a bunch of this:

= KARAOKE CAMP
Come back for more info, we’re taking a week off.

9/5/2009 - Summer Camp Week 14: End of Summer Dance (Camp)

You know that special someone you’ve had your eye on all summer long? It’s time to man up, tell her you want her inside of you, and ask her to the big dance. It’s been a great summer, much bug juice was consumed, many a swimming buddy was lost, merit badges earned, and blood brothers formed. Come join us one last time, and have your parents pick you up after…